Step Two>>> The Plan continued...
"So...," I thought to myself. "This old lady really IS as dumb as I think she is."
It took a couple of weeks but I was soon doing absolutely nothing in that class. My heart would pound for a bit, then I would just sit there thinking about what else I could do to fuck with this woman. Although I don't really think I was using words such as "Fuck" when I was in second grade.
Boredom set in by the end of the first day of doing nothing. I had to find something to do. Knowledge, I already knew, was going to be my way to make it in the world. Sitting on my pretty little ass was not going to get me where I wanted to be, therefore, I decided to bone-up on my Geography. I had always been enamoured with the State flags of the United States coffee cans we had around the house, so I thought I might draw up some maps. In fact, that is what I did. I spent the rest of the year studying what I could find in the room about each state AND I drew the maps. I kept it all in a red plastic three-ring binder so I could keep myself organized. I put them in alphabetical order and changed the things as I added more. It was my own project and helped me learn much more than I would have doing the worthless work written on the board. I don't even remember the woman talking in class except to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Some people have no purpose in education. She was definitely one of them. The worthless bitch!
I continued to get "S" grades throughout the entire year. Mind you, a friend of mine got "O" grades and did all the work. I did nothing except put scribbled pages in the boxes with my name on top. "O" would equate to and "A" while the "S" would equate to a "C". If she would have actually graded to work I should have failed the year. Hummmmmmmm???????? Worthless bitch! Oh, I already said that.
It took a couple of weeks but I was soon doing absolutely nothing in that class. My heart would pound for a bit, then I would just sit there thinking about what else I could do to fuck with this woman. Although I don't really think I was using words such as "Fuck" when I was in second grade.
Boredom set in by the end of the first day of doing nothing. I had to find something to do. Knowledge, I already knew, was going to be my way to make it in the world. Sitting on my pretty little ass was not going to get me where I wanted to be, therefore, I decided to bone-up on my Geography. I had always been enamoured with the State flags of the United States coffee cans we had around the house, so I thought I might draw up some maps. In fact, that is what I did. I spent the rest of the year studying what I could find in the room about each state AND I drew the maps. I kept it all in a red plastic three-ring binder so I could keep myself organized. I put them in alphabetical order and changed the things as I added more. It was my own project and helped me learn much more than I would have doing the worthless work written on the board. I don't even remember the woman talking in class except to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Some people have no purpose in education. She was definitely one of them. The worthless bitch!
I continued to get "S" grades throughout the entire year. Mind you, a friend of mine got "O" grades and did all the work. I did nothing except put scribbled pages in the boxes with my name on top. "O" would equate to and "A" while the "S" would equate to a "C". If she would have actually graded to work I should have failed the year. Hummmmmmmm???????? Worthless bitch! Oh, I already said that.
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